Hick Planet magazine
tryna find the grownups table on a hick planet
an unperiodical:
on arts, endeavors, musings, sites, sights, & other senses
Tuesday, 2020 July 14th
issue 4

What Happens When You Let
White People Run Their Own Country

“You know what your problem is?   You don’t know
how to deal with the white man!”   —Richard Pryor


“What white people have to do is try to find out in
their hearts why it was necessary for them to
have a ‘n--g--’ in the first place.”   —James Baldwin

Keeping Score of the Dozen Score & Four
Years of the Lofty Experiment


“You’re ”  not  “ fired.”   —Donald Trump

contents

Come!   Citizens!   To the Bastille!!
the great celebration of France—the nation that handed the US its existence

Wretched Refuse of Our Own Teeming Shores
réfugiés américains

The Great Game-show Host Turning the Presidency into a Game Show
but can’t bring himself to deliver his famous tagline

the epitome of this moment at this crossroads of ours, a brief homage
Hud—the Hunk, the Real Boogeyman
the white American, the white Texan

A Dozen Score & Four—the Lofty Experiment after All These Years
the great American celebration—the sober reflection

by  the editorial board

part 1
The Disappointing Fact that There Aren’t Any Bad Cops to Blame in Any of the Murders by Police

by  Agent d’Amore

Americans—No Shame in Guilt
a Reason Why Whites Disdain Blacks

hearing their unconfession with  the editors

The Foreign Wars in US History
One Win out of Seven

by  Fred Krumbein

Frank Olito’s 35 of the most popular conspiracy theories in the US
a critique

by  Riz Koross

Creationism or Darwinian Evolutionary Theory

by  Wiz Ardozz

The Darwinian Origin of Humans in Genesis
the Biblical Description of Human Evolution

a reading from the classical Western canon with  the editor

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